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"Everyone is familiar with the fear of heights or acrophobia, but are you aware of the condition known as terrafirmaphobia or, to the late person, the fear of low places.

Terrafirmaphobia is a condition not to be tried full with, symptoms include: dizziness when bending down to pick up a pencil, low altitude sickness, vomiting after lying on the ground, the fear of the Jefferson Street Underpass, standing up while sleeping, the inability to ride a down escalator, jogging in stealths, and unhealthy obsession with trapeze artists or nightmares involving ants

If you or someone you know has experienced any of these symptoms, call rock house climbing gym at 9818116, the official terrafirmaphobia hotline. The staff at the rock house understands your plight, you don’t have to suffer needlessly from this debilitating illness. Operators are standing by to get you as high of the ground, as humanly possible.

Again, the terrafirmaphobia hotline – 9818116.

Rock house climbing gym – the terrafirmaphobia specialists."